English to Texan

English to Texan

Sunblock –> cowboy hat
Dressin’ Up –> Cowboy boots
House Pet –> Armadillo
Ol’ Glory –> Texas flag
Home, Sweet Home –> Texasss
Bank Machine –> Oil Refinery
Security System –> Pistol
Snack –> Armadillo
A Night Out –> BBQ on the grill
Champagne –> Lone Star somethin’
Pickles –> chilis
Steak and Veggies –> two meaty steaks (minus the veggies)

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